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Degoming the Garden and Twins- April 5th
by Auror Weasley (auror_weasley)
at November 29th, 2006 (10:56 pm)

current location: The garden
Mental State: frustrated
Background Chatter: Harry cursed and gnomes giggling

I've checked every room upstairs but I can't find Harry.

Damn it! I told him to rest! He promised!

I swear I'm going to have to tell Mum on him. The prat has only been awake for a couple of hours. He tried to seduce me twice, tried to climb in the shower with me, and he's probably down there making me something like raw oysters for breakfast.

Does he not realize he could have died?

Honestly, you would think after an experience like that he might consider just resting for a bit.

I head downstairs and tug my shirt on when I reach the landing.

Wouldn't want to tempt him.

"Oi, Harry," I call out as I walk towards the kitchen. "Mate, I thought I told you to rest."

I enter the kitchen to find it completely spotless and empty.

Bugger! Where the hell is he? Did Moody kidnap him and force him back to St Mungo's?

"Fucking, no good, worthless—"

The voice is coming from outside and I almost trip in my haste to get outside.

What I see astounds me, angers me, and quite frankly scares the hell out of me. Harry's in the garden, chucking gnomes over the fence, and the words leave my mouth before I can stop them.

"Fucking hell, Harry," I shout as I storm through the grass. "You were injured! Now is not the time to degnome the garden!"


Posted by: Auror Weasley (auror_weasley)
Posted at: November 30th, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
Ron: Reading Letter

My anger drains away but worry still gnaws at the pit of my stomach.

Okay he's talking about Snape

"Nice one, Harry."

I watch the gnome fly over the fence and ponder how to proceed.

"Could I see the letter, Mate?"

He picks up two more gnomes and spins twice before chucking them over the fence. I don't really know whether to be impressed or to be horrified over what he's putting himself through after last night. I'm sure he's running a mix of fear and pure adrenaline.

"Fine," Harry shouts. "You want to be as mad as I am? Accio letter!"

The letter flies from the house so fast that the breeze from it ruffles my hair. I gape for a moment when I realize that Harry did wandless magic.

"Hold on, you just did wandless—"

"Happens when I get angry and that fucking bastard Moody is going to have to answer to me."

I scan the letter and my frustration nears its boiling point. I stare at Moody's words in disbelief.


Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy escaped capture last evening. They convinced the guard holding them to release them. We're not sure how it happened.

Make no mistake that we will discuss your lack of professionalism when you return to camp on Monday.

I expect to see you at the Minister's Ceremony tonight.

Kingsley and Moody

"They're completely daft!" I growl. "How many times have they warned us! They gave away when you'll be returning to camp. They convince the guards to let them go? How the bloody hell is that possible?"

"Jedi mind trick."


"Jedi mind trick!"